February 2012
50 posts
January 2012
66 posts
“Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable...”
– Carl Jung (via dewdropsoflove)
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
When you find out your crush is in a relationship.
thesebrokenpromises:
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
tentaspy-is-here-for-all-of-you:
xxmikomiai:
drunkenfist:
enenkay:
fauxboy:
Augh, how do you tell if these things are totes fake?
Oh my God James
CNN strikes again
fljfdgldfnbbdm— that gif is glorious
such a beautiful gif
Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.
mar-la-mode:
Meeeeeee!!!
“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things...”
– Julian Barnes; Flaubert’s Parrot (via wordpainting)
“The things that kill us seem
Blind to the death they give:
It is only in our...”
– Charlotte Mew, from “The Quiet House” (via hateshiploveship)
“Praise the mutilated world
and the grey feather a thrush lost,
and the gentle...”
– Adam Zagajewski, from “Try to Praise the Mutilated World” (translated by Claire Cavanagh)
“Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris
Italiam, fato profugus,...”
– The Aeneid- Virgil (via carpe-capulus)
